I AM JUST A MINION
WORKING HARD TO FIND FUNNY
AND INTERESTING THINGS
FOR YOU ON THE INTERNET
GIRLS WARE MAKE-UP
TO LOOK OLDER.
WOMEN WEAR MAKEUP
TO LOOK YOUNGER.
THE PAST TENSE OF FIT
SHOULD BE FIT
“HE DIED DOING WHAT HE LOVED”
WOULD BE A HORRIBLE THING
TO SAY AT A DRUG ADDICTS FUNERAL
I AM NOT BROKE, I'M PER-RICH.
SINGLE BY CHOICE. JUST NOT MY CHOICE
A BOY TELLS YOU THAT HE LOVES YOU.
A MAN PROVES TO YOU THAT HE LOVES YOU.
MY WALLET IS LIKE MY SOUL.
THEY ARE BOTH EMPTY
ADULT FLLM WORKS SHOULD CALL
THEIR RESUMES THEIR PORNFOLIOS.